"Oh my God! Gumball shot him!"
I can't even begin to say what thatsays about America AND don't even get me started on what THIS says. My point being: let's make America better people. Let's start watching Bored To Death. (AND remember I work there. Don't make me turn tricks for rent money ... again.)
A very brief tryst with Kitty (I feel dirty), his unadulterated BROMANCE (hip, timely reference) with George and Ray, add a death defying spin on a carousel and Jonathan has a lot going on in this episode. Not to mention how he done real good detecting the mysteries. Even though he got left out of the cuddling (this is a reference to George and Ray, notKitty) I'm still giving him a solid:
I want to say that not only does this picture make me want to Character Grade SO HARD it ALSO came from this website: mileyraycyrus.biz
Wow. This is all I have to quote:
"Have you tried to go to the bathroom? Are you sore?" -Ray
"My high was breast-feeding Spencer and being nursed by Leah. I didn't have a low." - Ray
"How's staring camp going?" - Ray
Also he brings back the whiskey nipple but flips the gender and makes it legally sexy. You guys know how I feel about fetishes.
This picture is not of me. It is of my coworkers at work demonstrating that: my job > your job. Also high five for fetishes.
Above all else, George Christopher is a man of principle.
"I might sleep with a woman half my age but I'd never marry her." - George
George is also probably the best friend a guy could ask for. You can live in his place rent free, he will loan you money at any time, he is always up for a good time and has the connections to help you out of a framed for murder jam.
Did I mention that sometimes I like to pretend that George is just Sam from Cheersliving an exciting new life in NYC after he divorced Diane? Spoiler alert I'm pretty sure Sam marries Diane after the series finale. Ted Danson is so cool:
Howard hates Ray. Ray hates Howard. I love their hate. Being angry really brings out the best in Howard. And who doesn't relate to his problems? I mean, we've all exposed ourselves on the D-Train before right guys? Right? Stupid camera-phones.
If you're going to go femme fatale go ALL the way femme fatale. SHE is doing it right. (And she's just drawn that way)
Bitch got shot. By his girlfriend. Who's taller than him.
- Whiskey Nipple Returns
- "Well, in the last 24 hrs i found out i came from a sperm bank in Fairlawn, NJ and i've been framed for murder." - Jonathan
- "No spooning Ray" - George and Jonathan
- "I will tango and foxtrot with you there" - George
- "Man down, George is stoned" - Jonathan
- I know for a fact some of the more 'adult' cuddling positions hit the cutting room floor.
I'll tango and foxtrot with you bitches next time.